Big Bird

Big Bird is a Muppet from Earth-Sesame. He is a public slave owner, and though he admits it to be illegal, continues to practice it.

History
Big Bird was hatched on an unknown date. His parents, who had both been killed in the wars of the The Jim Henson Incident, had left him a large estate, which comprised of:


 * 800 acres of land, all fertile
 * 20 slaves (all Muppets of varying age)
 * A mansion approximately of about 8,000 square feet.

At that point, the laws that now govern Earth-Sesame were unruly and needlessly simple, so Big Bird was able to take a significantly larger amount of land than he was entitled to, in addition to a couple prisoners-of-war that had been captured in the wars. He continued to grow his land ownage, soon controlling a small state's worth of towns and slaves. He increased his profit by selling of slaves (Muppet and human alike) to other slave owners who had followed his example.

Soon, the city of Sesame Street was built, funded in part by Big Bird's millions of dollars. While keeping his plantations safe, he moved to Sesame Street and took up the facade of a silly, loveable neighbor. While in Sesame Street, he met Snuffy, a stupid, easily-conned Muppet. He managed to convince Snuffy to work on his slave plantation (which he called a "private continent"). Snuffy agreed, but only if he could stay in Big Bird's apartment for a while (Snuffy was, at that time, homeless).

After moving in with Big Bird, Snuffy began to try to find out more about his roommate. While what exactly he discovered is uncertain, it can be assumed that he uncovered the fact that Big Bird's "private continent" was actually a slave plantation. Armed with this knowledge, he confronted Big Bird and accused him of lying. Big Bird, afraid that Snuffy might reveal that fact to everyone that he was, in fact, a slave owner, killed the other Muppet, most likely blowing his head off with a 12-Gauge Pump Shotgun (most likely a Mossberg 500). After a short inquiry by the local police, Big Bird was sentenced to life in jail, but was granted parole for an unknown reason. He bribed the local TV producers to let him join the cast of their upcoming show, so as to "start a new life".

After Elmo took over the TV station, Big Bird decided to use the show to spread pro-slavery propaganda. He returned to his slave plantations soon after.